((I’m alive.

I promise.))

thecrippledmuse:

Bought the rest of my crap for Sibrand. Already have patterns drafted, chainmail and quiver ordered. Now it’s just a matter iof putting it all together.

thecrippledmuse:

Bought the rest of my crap for Sibrand. Already have patterns drafted, chainmail and quiver ordered. Now it’s just a matter iof putting it all together.

[ Does Anyone Know How I Can Get ‘AskStumpy’ Onto The AC Ask Blog List? ]

((A lot of the blogs of the original AskACFam are pretty much dead. There are a few of us still lingering, and lurking, but the old list is pretty much null. There are a few more around I’ve been steadily stumbling across, but it’s been difficult trying to find a list of those who are still active.))

(Source: askstumpy)

[ Someone has asked for a one-armed strip tease … ]

askstumpy:

[ NOW I LEAVE MY ANONOVICES WITH 2 CHOICES!:

1. Sexual strip tease that I probably won’t be able to draw and it’ll look like his shoulders are breaking because my anatomy is horrible OR

2. Flailing; because it’s rather impossible to do a sexy strip-tease with one arm. I’ve had an elbow cast. I’ve tried. ]

((I’ll just get the popcorn.))

askstumpy:

… my Novice (and German) senses are tingling.

Ich hasse Sie.

askstumpy:

… my Novice (and German) senses are tingling.

Ich hasse Sie.

askstumpy:

Hm … 

Ich hasse dich.

askstumpy:

Hm …

Ich hasse dich.

Hah. As if that situation would ever happen.

Hah. As if that situation would ever happen.

Tags: anonymous Anon

I mean completely.

I mean completely.

Tags: anonymous Anon

khatman asked: Sibby.

No.

Tags: khatman

Happy Easter!

Hope it’s going well for you all.

Have a rabbit.

…wait…

askstumpy:

Nope. None. Just my wife, of course.
[ For those who can’t tell because of my horrible art, it’s Altair/Malik and Sibrand/Malik ]

askstumpy:

Nope. None. Just my wife, of course.

[ For those who can’t tell because of my horrible art, it’s Altair/Malik and Sibrand/Malik ]

Apparently, I inspired IguanaBlogger to write a modern day SibrandxFaustina fic.

And Sibrand is a cop. I lol’d.

And it’s pretty much perfect.

I love it. Thank you so much! <3

Here’s an idea:

Hello, followers! Some of you know I am working on a Sibrand cosplay.

I was wondering if you guys would be interested in a few intermittent “Sibrand IRL” responses to questions when I have a significant amount of progress?

askstumpy:

HE’S A MORONIC GERMAN TEMPLAR WITH A BAD HAIRCUT. 
… I’M NOT BLUSHING.

I DO NOT HAVE A BAD HARICUT!
whydidittakemesolongtoseethis

askstumpy:

HE’S A MORONIC GERMAN TEMPLAR WITH A BAD HAIRCUT.

… I’M NOT BLUSHING.

I DO NOT HAVE A BAD HARICUT!

whydidittakemesolongtoseethis

CHRIST!
Where did you all come from?!
(But seriously, Thank you so much!!)

CHRIST!

Where did you all come from?!


(But seriously, Thank you so much!!)